my not at all triumphant return to tumblr
is a terrible drawing of loki molesting steve
“Tell me again how you persuaded me into thinking that neglecting my duties as sworn king; letting you climb on to the throne and then on to me; and basically shooing away all the gathered Aesir lords, the Einherjar, and foreign dignitaries along with their banner-men so that I may feed you grapes while you read is a good idea.”
“Well, I walked in…”
“Ah, yes. The singular prologue to all my troubles.”
for the bowie to my hiddleston: happy birthday bb
Aaaaah this is so lovely
My favorite scene, inspired by this fic that my friend Colonel wrote. It’s incredibly well written, and I suggest you check it out!
My friend and I went to Downtown Disney yesterday to watch Avengers (my second time, her first), and as I walked out of the theater, ‘Just Around the Riverbend’ was playing in the park. So naturally, this happened.
Tonight’s midnight snack is dish best served hot. It’s filthy, sticky hate-sex topped with heavy frottage and served with a side of dual vibes. Extra cream.
Chow down, it’s on the house.
Results of a certain asgardian pirate sending sexts at 4 in the morning. Daddy needs some sugar.
But really, bumping cocks while having a pulsing, vibrating bullet in you must be quite a thrill to an Asgardian who has never tried such things. And sharing one with your partner? Extra thrilling c;